It's always a great feeling to have a parking spot with your name on it. Unless people think this is your name.
Negative: Having to pay to fix all the damage done to your car.
Positive: Free axes!
Looks like someone was very upset about this person's parking and barricaded them in. Either that or the barricades were already there and this driver is the world's greatest parallel parker.
The worst part about getting caught in a circle of shopping carts? Having to move the one that has the bad wheel.
Sure, you can't drive your car now. But on the bright side, nobody will be able to steal your hubcaps.
If you do a trashy job of parking your car, you wind up being parked next to trash. It's just that simple.
Getting a couple of windows smashed seems like a small price to pay for blocking a hydrant during an emergency. Fortunately, the ticket they got for parking there had a much heftier price.
Either someone got revenge on a bad parker by writing this on the hood, or the driver wrote it on their own hood. You know, just to give people a heads up.
Writing a note or blocking someone in is a perfectly good way to get revenge on a bad parker. But if you can actually hoist their car on top of a giant crate, you can take parking revenge to the next level. (Literally.)
A motorcycle is often called a "hog," but by taking up two motorcycle spaces, the driver of this van is the real hog.
"And now to present you with your prize. Hope you like a baseball bat to taillights, because that's what you're getting!"
Sure, removing all this plastic from your car is a hassle, but at least your car stays fresh for days and days. So it all evens out.
Too cheap to buy your own condoms? Then just park like a jerk and wait.
Do you think parallel parking is hard? Well, it's not nearly as difficult as perpendicular parking.
The lesson here? Just because you drive a smart car doesn't mean you're actually smart.