Oh, you have a fear of snakes? Let's up the ante a bit. Good luck ever sitting on the toilet again.
Why is this squirrel in the toilet? She will do anything to get close to your nuts.
Is it a lizard? An iguana? A dragon? Who cares! Just get it TF out of my toilet.
Batman? Is that you? Is this the new Bat Cave?
Looks like you've got the worst kind of crabs. Toilet crabs.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! I will now learn how to relieve myself in other ways because the toilet is no longer an option.
I mean it's cute and small and fuzzy and adorable. But in my toilet? Not so much.
I've heard about ring worm, tape worm and earthworms. But a worm turd? No thank you.
Knowing that you have rats will haunt you for days. Knowing that you have rats in your toilet will haunt you for the rest of your life.
It's not what it looks like. It's something so much worse. It is the world's largest millipede. Or milliPEED.
This would make a great storyline for the next Sharknado. You're welcome, Hollywood.
I bet this kid deserved this. I mean, oh poor baby.
Well, we found out what is more terrifying than Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage in your toilet.