That's one way to guarantee that you're never underdressed.
Who knew getting a six pack would be this easy?
He's not losing his hair, he's maintaining his head lawn.
This person took the term "Tramp Stamp" very, very literally.
"Tell that pig to bring my toe back!"
Technically this "void" is legally binding.
We strongly suggest NOT cutting along the dotted line.
"Are you proud of me now, mother?"
He could save even more time by tattooing "groceries" and "laundry" pretty much wherever on that list.
The tattoo makes this person cool and the apathy makes them even cooler!