If it takes you more than one trip for your groceries, you're doing something wrong.
Thinking that the modern world is sane is definitive proof that you're insane.
Dogs will do anything to look good in our eyes.
Think online shopping makes life easier? Think again.
Relive the horror.
We're pretty sure IKEA is a sentient being.
Sometimes when you get the winning bid on eBay, you still lose.
Sometimes when you win an eBay auction, you still lose.