If this just happened to you, please comment so I can know if I should be freaking out, or if it's like "whatever".
"Kids need to learn how to read, and someone's got to read to our city's giant tire fire, so we put two and two together."
Gobble up some facts about some about-to-be-dead Turkeys!
Oh great, everyone loves canned pumpkin.
Can you name any members of the Illuminati?
Did you know he was named Baby Dump Jr and wrote six Goosebumps books!? Whoa!
We could have told you that.
Finally some real news.
Really, the most authentic Mexican food around.
What garbage do you think Bernie Sanders smells like?
Great idea UCLA students!
Who wouldn't want to fly like this?
The spinning wheel they use to place blame is getting a lot of work this year.