Oh, masculinity...how delicate you are.
We’re not THAT different....we’re not...no, really.
Because everyone knows that women know next to nothing, right?
Itchy cheeks are a small price to pay for keeping such a magical, hairy wonder on your face.
It turns out men are pretty gross.
The main reason is because they're smarter.
Bros just being bros and gettin' snipped.
Here's to the men that are so wrong they're right.