If your history book was this sexy, they'd have to wrap it in brown paper!
Yep! And we are proud of our gross behavior.
It's okay, ladies. We are all in this together.
Be sure to take care with your masculinity, for it is very, very fragile.
Not everyone lives happily ever after.
Oh, masculinity...how delicate you are.
Because everyone knows that women know next to nothing, right?
Itchy cheeks are a small price to pay for keeping such a magical, hairy wonder on your face.
It turns out men are pretty gross.
The main reason is because they're smarter.
Bros just being bros and gettin' snipped.
Here's to the men that are so wrong they're right.