Laura immediately and unceremoniously dumped Todd and began stalking the Mario. She did this because she's a huge creeper with zero empathy. She would show up outside the school library and just stare at him, like a serial killer.
Pretty soon, they were together ALL THE TIME. They spent their days shopping, getting their teeth whitened and maxing out their parents credit cards. They were so happy and comfortable that Mario decided to grow out a stupid peach fuzzy half-beard.
It seemed like the perfect relationship, but there was one problem...
She started noticing panties around the house that weren't hers. When she confronted Mario, he claimed that he had bought them for her, and had taken them out and wedged them in the couch because it would be a surprise when she found them there.
Laura was heartbroken. Mario remained defiant and tried to deflect the blame, saying that maybe if she had paid more attention to him, none of this would have happened. Mario did this because he's a huge chode with a stupid beard.
Eventually, he realized what he needed to do: Shave his stupid beard.
He went out and bought a Mach 3 razor by Gillette, and shaved off the stubble he had been proudly cultivating. He felt naked as he went over to Laura's house to beg forgiveness. Would she take him back?