If you're going to invest in an "Always Open" sign, you have to be careful. Someday, that bold statement might come back to haunt you. Perhaps it would be safer to get a sign that says "Sometimes Open."
There's an age-old question, "What's stronger, an irresistible force or an immovable object?" But perhaps that should be replace with a brand new question, "What's stronger, a non-stick pan, or paper coated with a whole lot of glue?"
Unforeseen circumstances forced Joe Power to cancel this appearance. And then we have to assume that all his other appearances were canceled as well. Not because more things came up, but because people finally realized he's probably not really psychic.
Did the person who made this decal not know the difference between "your" and "you're?" Or are they just trolling people who buy it without noticing the error? Either way, its it's pretty amazing that it exists.