The human body is a wondrous thing. Sure, it aches and complains and causes you constant embarrassments, but it also has a ton of little quirks that can make your life easier. In this article, we'll look at some of the different body hacks you can use to make your body work for you!
You should get the most out of your body. After all, you only have one!
Brain freezes are the only that keep ice cream from perfection. Fortunately, there is an easy way to get rid of them. Just press your tongue onto the roof of your mouth. It will warm everything up, and you'll be able to go back to shoveling down that sundae!
Ever try to talk to someone at a loud bar? It's the worst. Fortunately, there is an easy way to cut out the background noise. Just press down the tragus (the little flap just outside of the ear canal). It will reduce the background noise, and allow you to hear the lie-filled story your buddy is trying to tell you.
On the other side of the coin, make sure your lie-filled story is being heard at the bar. When you are talking to someone, focus on the right ear. They will be able to better understand and comprehend what you are saying, even in a distracted, crowded atmosphere.
Guys, we've all had it happen. You're minding your own business when... WHAM... your little friend decides it's time to stand up. Make him sit down again by flexing your thighs for 30 seconds, then releasing them. He'll quietly go back to sleep, and no one will be the wiser.
For hundreds of thousands of years, man squatted to poop. Then, the toilet came along, and we stopped pooping the correct way. Millenia of evolution can't be wrong. We need our legs up when we poop to get the best BMs. Get a squatty potty, or squat on the edge of the toilet.
Scratch that second part. Just get a squatty potty.