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People Are Noticing Something Eerily Familiar About This Photo Of William Taking George To His 1st Day Of School

Talk about deja vu!

This Dog Was Fired From The Police Academy Because He Wants To Be Friends With Everyone

Don't worry, he has an even better job now.

This Wendy's Is At War With The Store Across The Street And It's Too Funny Not To Laugh

Don't let the cute freckles and red hair fool you. Wendy can be a mean, vicious gal when provoked.

Editorial: Did Ted Cruz Just Climb Out of Anyone Else's TV?

If this just happened to you, please comment so I can know if I should be freaking out, or if it's like "whatever".

Wow! These Kids Learned to Read by Reading to This Tire Fire

"Kids need to learn how to read, and someone's got to read to our city's giant tire fire, so we put two and two together."

Garbor, The Long Island Garbage Monster Projected to Win GOP Nomination

Would you vote for a Long Island Garbage Monster over the other GOP candidates?

These Kittens Are Muslim. Do You Still Want to Kick Them Out?

These adorably precious cats happen to practice Islam. Does that complicate your xenophobic beliefs?

Whoa! Undiscovered Banksy Artwork!

Is this even art?

Taco Bell's Exciting New Menu Items

Really, the most authentic Mexican food around.

Surprise Surprise: Harvard Research Study Shows Sarcasm is Good for Your Health

We could have told you that.

Model Employee: British News Reporter Has Off Script Freak Out Live On The Air

Finally some real news.

Opinion: I Bet Bernie Sanders Smells Awful

What garbage do you think Bernie Sanders smells like?

Kissing Couple Asks for Photoshop Help, the Internet Delivers

Be careful what you wish for.

Cute! This Second Grade Class Wrote Letters To Jared Fogle.

What would you write to Jared Fogle?

Airbus Patents Double Decker Plane Seats, Proving They Care

Who wouldn't want to fly like this?