This is what happens when you expect wisdom from a cookie.
Do these make sense? No. Should you care? Hell no.
You're as free as the 4th of July!
I guess date night is no longer a thing.
Sometimes it's good to try something different...but maybe not this different.
Be careful not to crash!
You'll laugh, but then realize the reason you're laughing is because you can relate and then you won't know what to feel.
We speak the same language... but do we?
We recommend you having your mouth free of liquid while reading this.
In case you’ve ever wanted to know how many grooves are on a quarter’s edge!
We've all had 'em.
They had to take notes with a pencil and a piece of paper.
It's okay, ladies. We are all in this together.
These people had a sense of humor till the very end.
Your coworkers better watch out!