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A Flat Earther Tried To Argue With An Astronaut And It Was Too Painful

All photographs are lies.

How It Feels To Be Single During The Holidays

'Tis the season to be reminded of how alone you are.

These Identical Twins Were Born Almost 3 Months Apart

Now that's a long time to be in labor!

First-Graders Were Assigned This Ridiculously Hard Math Question, And The Internet Is Stumped

Sometimes adding and subtracting winds up seeming more difficult than it actually is.

Science Says The Way You Eat Your Ice Cream Reveals A Lot About Your Personality

If you smush it against your forehead, you're an independent thinker!

This Drunk Guy Cooking His Own Food At Waffle House While Employees Sleep Is All Of Us

The dream of every hungry drunk ever has finally come true.

This Girl Officially Owned Being Single At Christmastime

What happens when you hit the snooze button on cuffing season.

Redheads Have A Genetic Superpower And Now Everyone's Jealous

Redheads have more in common with the X Men than you think!

How Narcissists Actually Think

Are you the best? Does everyone else suck? Then this article is for you!

Netflix Is Ruining Your Love Life, You Just Don't Know It Yet

You might want to think twice before you commit to watching the new season of 'The Crown' with someone.

This 240-Year-Old Secret Message Was Found In The Butt Of A Jesus Statue

And on the 8th day, God created butts so that we could store written messages inside.

A Student Vowed To Wear Christmas Tree Costume Every Day For Rest Of Semester, And She Immediately Regretted It

Don't make promises you can't keep. This student learned that the hard way.

P!nk Revealed She's Raising Her Daughter Gender-Neutral

It's all yellow things for Pink's kids.

Things Got Real When This Fan Asked The 'Rick & Morty' Creator About Depression

One little tweet went a long, long way.

This Guy Used A Potato Chip Bag To Ditch Work 140 Times And It Finally Backfired

This guy's ingenious trick worked for a long time, but eventually, karma caught up with him.