This text exchange is kind of like that pop song from the '90s. The one that goes, "I'm to sexy for my shirt, two sexy four my shirt, so sexy it's hurts." Fortunately, another group corrected the grammar, otherwise the song never would have been a hit.
This person has somehow figured out how to make their room completely free from all light, making it super easy to fall asleep. They also figured out how to take a picture and send texts without a drop of light coming from their phone. It seems impossible, but that picture doesn't lie.
No matter how hard you try, you can't rearrange the alphabet. Those letters have been in that exact order for thousands of years, and it's not going to change anytime soon. So it looks like you just have to accept that "NO" and move on.
When some people try to shut someone down, they wait for the right moment, and then eventually make some sort of clever reply. But this person prefers to shut someone down as soon as possible. It saves time, it saves energy, and best of all it still crushes their spirit.
This is the moment when you realize the person you've been messaging has no interest in sexting and just wants to joke around. Or it's the moment when you realize the person you've been messaging is the real Ariana Grande, except she has a bald spot for some reason. And if that's not a dealbreaker, things could turn out pretty good after all!
When you like someone but are feeling afraid to tell that person, people always tell you to get past your fear and do it anyway. After all, what's the worst that cold happen? The answer to that question is THIS.
Emojis can be a great device to express yourself in a clever, unexpected way, but you have to do it right. In this case, the horn Emoji has to be followed by the letter "y," otherwise it just creates confusion. If you're going to use emojis, don't be careless. This has been a public service announcement (insert "The More You Know" star here).
Sure, you can say this person is being a little too cute with their literal responses. But maybe this person really is turned on by pictures of door handles and Teletubbies, so these pictures are exactly what they wanted. We may never know for sure.
Usually when you find out someone gave you a fake number, it's devastating. But in this case, his devastation came with a heaping side order of empathy. It almost makes you feel like getting a fake number is a good thing that can sometimes bring people together. ALMOST.
Did we mention some of these texts are NSFW? Because this one definitely is. Partially because of the suggestiveness of the first text, but mostly because that kind of take-down response can almost be considered inhumane.
You have to admire a person for being honest. Well, first you have to curl up into a ball and cry while listening to some My Chemical Romance for a couple of days. But after that, you have to admire this person for being honest.
Ellie's plan seemed perfect. She would text Jenna confessing her crush on Chris, but "accidentally" send it to Chris instead. It just goes to show you that, no matter how clever you are, you still can't outsmart harsh rejection.
If you ask someone out via text, the answer you want to hear is "yes." The answer you don't want to hear is "no." But the answer you REALLY don't want to hear is the answer where they make a pun instead of instead of thinking you were actually serious about asking for a date.
If you look at this picture, you see that they did indeed send a "pic of u." But if you look even closer at the pic, you can see that U and I are together after all! Maybe we were wrong about not being able to rearrange the alphabet.