"All units, be advised. A killer is on the loose and was spotted in your area. He's described as looking like Baymax from Big Hero 6.
This is a crazy accurate sketch. More surprisingly, it looks like it's of a young Jerry Seinfeld. He wound up in prison at the end of his show, so it's not that big of a stretch.
"Sure, you got captured. But look on the bright side. If you weren't on the run you wouldn't have figured out that you can totally pull off bangs. That's rare, pal."
Being a shock jock isn't illegal. But it totally should be. Hopefully, that's what this guy is wanted for.
How do you forget a lip caterpillar like this? Sure, the person describing them may have been in a tense situation. But that Vincent Price homage is so distinct there's no excuse for it to not be perfectly described even decades later.
"All units, be advised. The killer's accomplice has been spotted in the area as well. He's described as looking like a Canadian from South Park."
Most of these people look terrible in their sketches. This fella is the one exception. It's like the person describing them has a crush and doesn't see him as the twitchy creep he really is.
Well, this is a disappointment. This guy looks way less animated than he does in his sketch. That looks like it came straight from some forgotten Nickelodeon show.
Does it seem like he's hiding something in his mouth? He is. It's his teeth. I'd be self-conscious too if I saw that drawing of my chompers.
That's the face of a man who's not amused. Yeah, sure, he may like fishing. But did you really have to draw him as such a stereotypical redneck yokel?
Whoa... those sunglasses are a smart choice. Without them, he goes from suave to squinty. He should never take those off.
This is a sad day, everyone. It looks like Santa was busted. After years of keeping his elves trapped in those working conditions, I can't say he doesn't deserve what's coming to him.
Sometimes going on the run can be the best thing that ever happened to you. This guy, for example. He went on the lamb and wound up losing a bunch of weight and regrowing his hair. He may go to prison, but he's going to prison handsome.
"I'm making the exact same scowl and have the same facial hair. But you know what? They'll never recognize me if I switch from a beanie to a hoodie. I'm a criminal genius."
Just when you thought you knew everything about Super Mario. We're still learning things about the famous plumber we never knew. For example, did you know he had a cousin Angelo that got in trouble with the Mushroom Cops?