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Police Sketches Versus Photos Of Actual Criminals

Turns out beauty and menace are all in the not-so-artistic eye of the beholder.
Nat Baimel | Lists
Published October 4, 2017
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1. Nailed It

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"All units, be advised. A killer is on the loose and was spotted in your area. He's described as looking like Baymax from Big Hero 6.

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2. What's The Deal With This Guy?

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This is a crazy accurate sketch. More surprisingly, it looks like it's of a young Jerry Seinfeld. He wound up in prison at the end of his show, so it's not that big of a stretch.

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3. He Bangs

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"Sure, you got captured. But look on the bright side. If you weren't on the run you wouldn't have figured out that you can totally pull off bangs. That's rare, pal."

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4. Bubba The Crime Lord

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Being a shock jock isn't illegal. But it totally should be. Hopefully, that's what this guy is wanted for.

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5. I Mustache You A Question

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How do you forget a lip caterpillar like this? Sure, the person describing them may have been in a tense situation. But that Vincent Price homage is so distinct there's no excuse for it to not be perfectly described even decades later.

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6. C'Mon Guy

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"All units, be advised. The killer's accomplice has been spotted in the area as well. He's described as looking like a Canadian from South Park."

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7. Thank You

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Most of these people look terrible in their sketches. This fella is the one exception. It's like the person describing them has a crush and doesn't see him as the twitchy creep he really is.

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8. 'Doug' Spin-Off?

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Well, this is a disappointment. This guy looks way less animated than he does in his sketch. That looks like it came straight from some forgotten Nickelodeon show.

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9. Smile

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Does it seem like he's hiding something in his mouth? He is. It's his teeth. I'd be self-conscious too if I saw that drawing of my chompers.

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10. Derp

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That's the face of a man who's not amused. Yeah, sure, he may like fishing. But did you really have to draw him as such a stereotypical redneck yokel?

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11. Even At Night

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Whoa... those sunglasses are a smart choice. Without them, he goes from suave to squinty. He should never take those off.

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12. No No No

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This is a sad day, everyone. It looks like Santa was busted. After years of keeping his elves trapped in those working conditions, I can't say he doesn't deserve what's coming to him.

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13. Looking Good

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Sometimes going on the run can be the best thing that ever happened to you. This guy, for example. He went on the lamb and wound up losing a bunch of weight and regrowing his hair. He may go to prison, but he's going to prison handsome.

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14. Expert Disguise

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"I'm making the exact same scowl and have the same facial hair. But you know what? They'll never recognize me if I switch from a beanie to a hoodie. I'm a criminal genius."

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15. Poor Angelo

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Just when you thought you knew everything about Super Mario. We're still learning things about the famous plumber we never knew. For example, did you know he had a cousin Angelo that got in trouble with the Mushroom Cops?

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