[Intently smells himself.]
"Hm... I appear to be mostly chocolate. Weird, considering how that means I'm bad for myself. You dog lovers with a sweet tooth need to be more careful."
It's appropriate this cat formed on such a cold day. Those little monsters are as frigid as they come. They're lucky they're so cute, even in salt form.
Despite what some may think, sloths don't eat bamboo. They do, however, materialize in it. Guess they don't want to accidentally become a cannibal.
Was this purely a coincidence? Or is this letting us know we are allowed to park our helicopters in this garage?
I guess I should have said "on the garage." Also, I've never before said "our helicopters."
I hope this person doesn't communicate mainly through sign language. Otherwise, everyone's going to assume he's always asking questions. What does, "I'm hungry?" even mean?
"Hey little buddy, do you want to be mashed up with bananas and protein powder in a smoothie?"
[Looks at this strawberry.]
"Glad to have your approval."
Mr. Potato Head is one of those toys you had no matter what generation you belonged to. It's something you can use to relate to your parents. But this generation...well, they're a little more dark and gritty with him than I can understand.
These peppers are great at sliding into the pot. They also pair well with other peppers...for their entire existence. Also, they occasionally battle Batman. go figure.
This is a valuable collector's item. It's all that remains of the giant monster that once terrorized New York City. Thank goodness the Ghostbusters were able to stop it.
For some folks, coffee is their whole world. For others, the world isn't enough to express the vastness of their love for the beverage. And they'll take it black, like the void of space.
Is this a science project? A trick of the mind? Are... are apartment buildings becoming sentient? Jeez, how much is that gonna raise the price of rent?
I should put some Benzoyl Peroxide on this... but it's so beautiful. Is it wrong I want to keep it? I've started rubbing pizza grease over it at night before bed.
[Cockroach grabs this match.]
"How's everyone doing tonight? I just flew in, and boy are my wings tired. You know... because we can fly? Humans forget that sometimes."
Why does this thing look so angry? Well, imagine if you had people put their sweaty feet in your mouth week in and week out. How happy would you be after that?
Is Trump sadly hiding in some random person's bathroom? If he is, I can't blame him. The guy is probably tired of his job, his life and especially the way he's being depicted. As long as he's here and not in the White House, I won't complain.