Oh, you wanted a perfectly portioned amount of vanilla ice cream? Too bad. All you get to taste is wood. Enjoy!
Things that make sense when they're frosted:
-About 4,380,318,014 things that aren't hair.
Ah yes, blue ketchup. Made from those famous blue tomatoes. We've all seen them at our grocery stores.
Can we all stop pretending that Little Bear was a good show? It's 2017, enough time has passed. Let's be honest with ourselves.
The sauce to cheese ratio was way off. Too much sauce and too little cheese, yuck! But we still ate it like monsters.
How else are you supposed to clean the dust? Plus it gave you a chance to admire how much the grey was turning yellow. Isn't that fun? Guys?
The frosted tips of the hand. There, I said it. Yes I am incredibly brave.
The Rachel was an iconic haircut, that's for certain.
The Rachel looks stupid on anyone who's not Rachel in season one of Friends. That's also for certain.
That's what I love about fake IDs, man. I get older, they stay the same OHHH YOU KNOW THE REST. How silly of me.
Even IF you got the timing right, chances are the DJ would start talking over the song at the end and then it would be tainted. Come on, DJ! Work with me here!
It made your hair look so dry. Still, you felt so cool. You were wrong, so very wrong. Let's say "so" one more time. So.
...causing all of your belongings to fall all over the place. But hey, at least the bumps on the case were fun to draw around with your gel pen. It was the simple joys.
Hold on, let's think bigger. Why stop at candy cigarettes? What if they made candy versions of EVERYTHING that causes cancer?
CraZArt and RoseArt were the big two competitors to Crayola. It was the most one-sided competition ever. Sorry, other crayons.
Well, there's the proof I needed. Someone has messed with the space/time continuum. Who's the PARANOID ONE NOW?!