Just imagine that the montage from Rocky as the motivation behind this picture.
“It’s the eye of the house cat, it’s the thrill of the brie. Rising up to the challenge of the mouse trap. And the last known rodent is going to be me! And I’m watching you all … with the eye of the house cat!”
“D**n it, Susan. You’ve tricked me for the last time. You think it’s funny to put me in this upside-down lampshade. Well, I think it’s pretty funny to vomit in your Manolo Blahnik paw warmers. I'll be the one laughing then, Susan.”
“Morgan, can you sit down. There are some things I need to discuss with you. Yes, please sit. Okay, Morgan. I’ve noticed that most of the times you leave the house, you don’t bring me. So, Morgan … who is he? Who is the other doggo you’re seeing?!”
“Steve, I don’t need you to force your gender expectations on me. If you haven’t noticed, I’ve got a bigger tail between my legs than that sad excuse you have between yours. Who is the lady now, Steve?”
“Umm … yes, excuse me. What do you mean that you are all out of the chicken flavored puppy chow? I’ve got eight pups at home who only eat the god d**n CHICKEN FLAVORED PUPPY CHOW. WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS.” – Kate Barkelin