"Noooo!!!! Not the cartoon hotdog!!! Why take an innocent life?? Whyyyyy??"
"You don't want to know what I had to do to get this haircut. I've been places. I've seen things. Things I'd rather forget...."
Chipotle is taking it really far with their new secret menu items. Can their burritos get any bigger than they already are? Hopefully this new vodka burrito isn't as sh**ty as their queso.
They must fight to the death now. There can only be one. May the douchiest man bun win!
You don't need to have a great life. You just have to make people think you have a great life on social media. That's the whole point of Snapchat, right?
Moms, if your kids are doing "lima beans," watch out! This designer drug will make your kid win the science fair. It's super dangerous!
So, wait? Cuba has been Heaven this whole time? This makes a lot of things make sense now.
Could this be the first evidence of paranormal activity ever Snapped? When you see a ghost you have to put a cool filter on it. Next time try the dog ears!
Sometimes you don't get what you want. You get what you need. And what you need is a baby making everything better.
Could this get cuter? No. No, it cannot. We give up on ever seeing anything cuter ever again as long as we live. We're done. We've hit the zenith of cuteness.
This new eco-friendly mode of transportation saves on gas. Brooms have been around for centuries. Why did we never think of riding them before? Go green, right?
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. And you'll never be able to forget what you see. Wonder if their friendship was ever the same again?
We don't get it? Is there a joke going on here? Can someone explain it to us? And very slowly, please!
Wow. Snapchat solved a murder. Snapchat is dark, huh?
If you're not using Snapchat to send Naked pics, you're using it wrong. And by that we mean promoting a company's product by sending funny photos of it. Snapchat is for product placements!