Shaun realized that he had been so drunk that he was seeing talking forest animals. Those animals became his best friend. But suddenly, the evil spell of his hangover was eventually broken by the kiss of true love. Shaun's true love was a Big Mac, large Coke and a pair of dark sunglasses. And they all lived happily ever....
There's nothing more American than a good old-fashioned hangover! You can't celebrate the ol' U.S. of A. without throwing up red, white, and blue. That's your God-given right our founding fathers fought for!
A gentleman in today's day and age is someone who gives you a ride home in the morning. He doesn't leave you to stumble home alone in your heels. He doesn't force you to defend yourself against wild wolves roaming the street. He's a true gentleman indeed!
"The first sleeping drunk man was too angry. The second sleeping drunk man was too friendly. The third sleeping drunk man was just right. And they all passed out happily ever after." - The story of Drunkilocks.