Remember when you used to sleep in on weekends? Well, not anymore. Say goodbye to ever sleeping in again. When they are a baby, sleeping in is no longer an option. When they get older, Saturdays are for soccer games and dance class. Forget it. You'll sleep in again when they go off to college in 18 years.
And forget about sleep. When they are a baby, you'll be up aa night feeding them. When they are a kid, you'll be up in the middle of the night soothing if they have a bad dream or wet the bed. When they are a teenager, you'll be up all night waiting for them to get home safe. You will be up all night until they no longer live in your house.
You thought that you knew what a hangover was before you had kids. Then you had kids and you learned what a hangover really is. A hangover when you are a parent is no laughing matter and isn't worth it at all.
You love your partner, but once you have kids the romance is gone. How are you going to have sex when there is always a kid in your bed? You'll have to hire a babysitter just so you can have sex in your car or in a public bathroom and that doesn't sound romantic at all.
Let it go, let it go! You know every word to the songs from Frozen. You sing your favorite songs with your kids and know every word to every single song that they have ever listened to. You even sing their favorite songs when you are not with them. In the shower, in your sleep, during your commute to work. GET OUT OF MY HEAD BANANA PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You thought you knew what love was, and then you had a kid. The first time you looked in your babies eyes it was true love. The first time they said "I love you" or "Mommy" your heart exploded. Now you know what love is.
You used to be a bad ass and now you are a big old worry wart. Don't touch that. Don't eat that. Be careful. Don't hurt yourself. Stay with mommy. Please be careful. Call me the second you leave. Are you okay? Don't eat that!
You used to think that your parents were so lame. Well, guess what? You are lame now too. You used to think they would overreact and they didn't know anything. Well, sorry to break it to you, you are now a parent and you are just as annoying. It really makes you look at them differently, doesn't it? Now that you've had a kid, you can see that they were always right and they knew exactly what they were doing and what they were talking about. RESPECT!
You have lost touch with most of the people in your life. You hardly have any social life left. How could you have time for a social life? These little nuggets are your friends now and that ain't that bad!