Seriously, this is an accurate depiction of everyone's upstairs neighbor's shoe of choice. Or perhaps they're actually raising baby elephants up there? There's a possibility. Please teach Dumbo that he needs to tread more lightly, some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep.
Honestly, at least they clean up after their dog. You know those people that let their dog just poop all over your lawn and don't clean it up, and then you step on it the next day and your day is entirely ruined? Yeah, those are the worst kind of people. Don't be those people.
Ah, the good ol' loophole. Bob must really be on this person about painting their fence. You all have those neighbors that think they're the part of the neighborhood watch committee. Paint your own fence, Bob. Leave our fences be.
At least they're giving them a pre-warning. But where did they put this sign? What rooster are they talking about? Is the rooster being too loud or is he just a bore at parties? There's a lot of rooster related problems to go around, so we're just trying to get to the bottom of this.
This person needs to talk to the guy whose neighbor won't throw away their dog's poop in the trash can. They could let them know that their life is a lot worse. And using your grandchildren as weapons for revenge? That's possibly evil, possibly genius. Oh, there's evil genius, too.
We all know this couple in our lives. But unfortunately, apparently an entire building has this couple in their lives. That sounds like an unhealthy relationship for everyone, all around. We wish them the best of luck, but they should also probably break up.
Fight fire with fire, they say. Or in this case, fight fire with...snow. Maybe there's a plausible reason for this person being such a jerk. They needed their best dress for their date that night. They spilled wine over all their other clothes. Who knows.
Okay, we get it. He barks. And barks. And barks. That's a lot of barking. Perhaps they should consider soundproof walls? There's a solution to every problem here, we're just trying to help. Hey, is that permanent marker?
Aw. Now this is just kind of mean. Can't we sing in the shower to our heart's content without having anybody judging us? As long as we're having fun, what does it matter? Even if our whole apartment building is not having fun. That could be a problem, actually.
This is possibly the most passive-aggressive thing we've ever seen. Or maybe, just maybe, they're so extremely nice and blissfully unaware, that they actually think they're doing this person a favor? No, probably not. We can see right through those heart exclamation points.
It's like stealing candy from a baby, but instead you stole her swimming pool. First of all, we're sort of impressed that someone was able to orchestrate that. How do you get away with stealing a kid's pool without someone noticing? Second of all, buy your own. They're not very expensive.
Why did they call the police on their lawn? What did their lawn ever do to them? If you look on the bright side of the receiving end of this prank, well, the person has now been gifted with a lifetime supply of plastic flamingos. You win some, you lose some.
It seems like a lot of people have problems cleaning up after their dogs. Come on people, it's common courtesy. It could cause some people to go crazy if you keep leaving your dog's mess around, day in, day out. Like this person. They've obviously snapped.
Our favorite part is that they don't care where else they park, as long as it's not C. And they gave them all the guidelines that they need in order to be a better person and learn how to park. Thanks for the visual representation, guys. If they don't get it now, there's no hope.
There's a lot happening here. Is that poop? Who drew the sunshine around the poop? Did a dog walker let their dog poop on someone's driveway, and instead of cleaning it up, take out some chalk and draw some sunshine around the poop? Is this possibly the most ridiculous way of getting out of cleaning up after your dog ever? Yes.
So what have we learned from this list? Neighbors hate other neighbors' poop.