Like bread, she is warm and toasty yet soft and squishy. Sounds like the perfect girl! Swiping right!
She may cut your tongue out and steal your voice, you poor unfortunate soul. Better steer your boat clear. Swiping left.
This is one pugly fellow. You must love dogs if you want Luke to rock your pants off and swipe right for you.
She looks super cute, but do you think she killed that goat? I draw the line at decapitation. Swiping left on this one!
Just think, you can be his new mannequin. Sounds like a dream. Swiping right!
It sounds like if you date this guy you are going to wind up the sugar momma for both Pete and his wife. Do you really want to wash this dude's underwear? Swiping left!
Let me grab those melons, baby. I want something juicy so I am swiping right for this one.
She doesn't know what she wants or what she's doing and she's a Lil Wayne impersonator. That all sounds good to me, but I'm lactose intolerant so I'm going to have to swipe left for this dairy queen.
She's one hot chick...en impersonator! But I am afraid of getting too close for the fear of salmonella. Sorry chicka, I'm swiping left for you.
Bathing in burgers, chicken nuggets and beer!? My mouth is watering for this one. Swiping right!
He likes a beer and a bath, but how could you sleep with someone who goes by "Brosquito"? Sorry bro, but I'm swiping left for you.
Can I be the chocolate to your chip? Let me get a bite of you, baby! Swiping right!
She has little baby hands growing out of her pointer fingers, but you know what is even weirder? The fact that she is telling you that she wants you to put a baby in her before the first date. Left!