I wish this wedding dress would just fly away!
Sorry. That was mean.
A wedding dress? Or a swimsuit cover?
It's a wedding dress. I hope your day was magical.
The wedding ceremony took place in a Vegas club. It had a VIP section with bottle service.
I don't know if that is true or not.
Most wedding dresses are only used once in a lifetime. This one can be used once a month!
I shouldn't judge. I bet all that stitching took WEEKS.
The designer really laid an egg with this one!
But really, did he/she? To be honest, I don't understand haute couture.
Oh, Mama June. You are a walking stereotype.
But we love you and we wish your marriage had worked out.
That dress really pops!
I honesty hope it doesn't pop. It's clear that a lot of time and effort was put into that dress and I give it points for creativity.
Haha, this looks like Romy and Michelle's High School Wedding!
If that is what you were going for, well done. Your husband is a very lucky man.
It's nice to see that the Lollipop Princess finally settled down. But did she really have to marry Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber?
But seriously, it's nice to see a couple with a good sense of humor.
Is this a wedding dress? Or the remnants of Guy Fieri's shirt?
We give Guy a lot of flack, but you know what? HE MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY.
Hmm... That's kind of a CRAPPY dress.
I wasn't even original with that insult. I CAN do better. I MUST do better.
I love a wedding dress. I love a wedding cake. I DON'T love a wedding cake dress.
But, for reals? If my bride wanted to wear that, I would be okay with it. Just as long as she was happy and she loved me.
I'm so alone.
Sorry groom. She's already got a husband... UNCLE SAM.
At least she stands for something. I stand for nothing these days.
Is he marrying a woman? Or a peacock?
Whatever he is marrying, at least he's doing better than me.
I'm gonna die alone.
Oh Celine, you sang the theme of Titanic, but that doesn't mean your wedding dress should look like the ICEBERG!!!
Near... Far... Where Ever You Are...
(gently sobs himself to sleep)