You are in love, so why not throw an animal into the mix? You are sharing a dog and now all of a sudden you are invisible. The dog has completely taken your place on the couch and in the bed during snuggle time. What are you? Chopped liver? You think that this is bad? Wait until you have kids!
You are spooning in the morning and you want a kiss. Why don't you brush your teeth first? Look, you guys are at the point where morning breath is acceptable. But making out is so much better with clean teeth. No matter how long you've been together.
When you get to that level, you can come out and say, "Don't go in there for a while." Or you can snap it. You may as well snap it because those poop emojis really add some extra flair. Making the subject of poop cute...one emoji at a time.
And every couple needs to have that standard, look-we-got-out-of-the-house-and-put-on-clothes-and-went-out picture. No Netflix and chill tonight, baby! We are on the town... for an hour. Then we will come home and get back on the couch.
Well, we hope that someone wouldn't break up with someone on snap, but we've all had this hopeless feeling. What are we doing? Where is this going? Don't worry. It's time to move on and find someone else to snap about.