It takes a lot to please a spoiled pet, and you can be sure that they will make you know it. Deep down you know your life would be nothing without them, so you graciously comply to their unrelenting demands.
Don't bother buying them the most expensive gadget. They will just want to sleep in the box it comes in, or they will just decide to claim all of your things. Say goodbye to that comfortable new recliner you just bought, cause you're never getting it back.
You could have a fully-functioning dog one moment and some sort of seal puppy the next, and it's best to just roll with the punches. You never know what situation you will find your pet in at any time of the day.
They get themselves into a bit of trouble, but can you stay mad at that face for long? The answer is always no. You can forgive, but you will never forget all of the articles of clothing that you have lost in the process.
7. Your Feline Will Always Repay You With Lavish Gifts
People that claim having a dog is not that same thing as raising a child have never put floaties on their pit bull and taken a swim in the pool. They grow up so fast, so it's important to cherish every ridiculous dog parent moment.
They may want nothing to do with you unless you have a morsel of food in your hands, but they really do have your best interests at heart. It may be the fact that you feed and house them, but they truly do care.
12. You Are The Center Of Their Little Four-Legged World
To set the record straight, they pretty much adopted you. It's better to just meet their every demand and avoid the consequences. It's the cutest form of manipulation in the universe, and it's so very worth it.