Well, maybe if he didn’t kill the person to eat them, that would make it second-degree murder. You would think that cannibalism would get a harsher punishment these days. This guy is one messy eater though. Didn’t his mom ever tell him to not play with his food (and by food we mean human carcass)?
Oh, no. This is totally ruining Patch Adams for me. This clown doesn’t seem all that upset about going to prison for 90 days though. He should know that inmates don’t take kindly to …errm... “clowns” in prison.
I honestly don’t even know what they’re trying to say here. All I do know is that it sounds positively filthy. Okay, I see it’s a golf tournament and it probably rained, but there is a myriad of better ways that could have been said.
During Obama’s presidency, I probably saw Obama and Osama interchanged over a hundred times in digital news. But, this is print, you would think that people would be more vigilant of something when there is a hard copy.
Whoever designed this layout totally knew what they were doing, and they were having a blast with it. Honestly though, I’ve seen much more impressive (and Photoshop enhanced) packages in my day. So, maybe it is the “real” him.
Did these women not read their ad aloud before they published it in the newspaper? They must have known, but it probably backfired and they made this bogus apology. Honestly, this guy can’t even be mad. They made him look like a p***y master.
Is this a magazine publication for the Christian far-right? Ideally, in their America, all female-oriented magazines would be titled “whore.” Seriously, guys, if you’re going to have a magazine called “Where,” think about the layout.
And then she’ll be a sad twenty-something. And then she’ll be an even sadder middle-aged woman. And then she’ll be old. And then she’ll be dead. No matter at what age you go, make sure to call St. Louis Cremation for all your body disposal needs.
This one isn’t even funny. Whoever oversees the layout and ad placement needs a good dose of hurt wang. Seriously, why couldn’t they put an ad for “Meals on Wheels” or something in place of that? What’s even sadder is that that ridiculous ad takes up more space than this terrible story.
This isn’t even a South Chinese or Korean newspaper! Before this gets any backlash. That is a fact. Thousands of cats are eaten, along with dogs, at the Yulin Festival in China every year, and throughout countries in South East Asia. It also happens in Switzerland, apparently. So, now you know.
I’m imagining someone is saying “s**t yourself” in that seductive drawn-out whisper yoga-type people use. You know, like “freeeeee yourself,” but instead of that, it’s “s*************t yourself.” You know, I’m feeling so relaxed, I just might.