@jakob_huber / Twitter
Be free, Starbucks barista. It's for the best. No Sharpie could've survive writing all that down.
@bobvulfov / Twitter
ME: "I'm going to need to take some time off for the holidays."BOSS: "Christmas isn't even for another six months."ME: "Winter is coming."
@Dante_M / TwitterNo matter what side of the political spectrum you lie on, here's something we can all agree on. Sansa's husbands have had WAY worse scandals than Hillary's husband ever did. Sorry if that spoils the '90s for you.
@HumanPog / Twitter
THAT'S why I never clean. It's not a mess, honey. It's an epic rivalry between seven kingdoms.
@InternetHippo / TwitterDo you want names that make sense? Maybe Game of Thrones isn't the show for you. Also, do you want characters that live long happy lives? Maybe Game of Thrones isn't the show for you.
@bridger_w / Twitter Yeah but it's like, a REALLY comfortable chair to sit in.
Wait? It isn't? What are we even doing here, guys?
@i_Lean / Twitter
Binge-watching my life is rough. I'm constantly buffering.Streaming jokes, everyone loves them!**They don't? Oh.
@joshgondelman / Twitter
That's the perfect ending. Here's the second most perfect:TYRION: That truly was a game of thrones.
@daemonic3 / TwitterJon Snow's password is just "password." Man, that guy really does know nothing. Always stay on brand, Jon Snow.
I try to block that episode out of my mind but it haunts me to this day. The Dinosaurs finale was more brutal than a thousand Red Weddings. There, I said it.
@OcarinaofCrime / TwitterDo you need an Otterpop? Or maybe a Push Pop? You know, so you can cool off after reading that piping hot take.
@milezabove / TwitterCongratulations, love is a lie. The only truth is Peter Dinklage getting top billing in the opening credits. This is my proclamation.
@SCbchbum / TwitterSEASON 7 SPOILER ALERT.YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Even Olenna Tyrell didn't get to die of old age. It's not fair.
@bobvulfov / TwitterSomeone hand the man a cheeseburger, STAT! There's no time to waste. The world needs this.
@bridger_w / TwitterHow about an episode where everyone just stays in and journals? Wouldn't that be nice? Just me? Okay, that's fair.