"When you eat your favorite Taco Bell Dish and you feel something squish....." Yea, you know the rest of the song. What did you think was going to happen after eating that 7-layer burrito, Joe?
I hope this guy is high. Really, really, really high. Otherwise there is no excuse for such stupidity!
Well, Felipe. You came for them, and they came for you right back. What are you anyway? The mobile network police?
The Ultimate Warrior passed away just a few years after this tweet. Hopefully his job at Sainsburys had nothing to do with. RIP brother.
246 texts? 246 texts?!?!?! What is wrong with you James? Hopefully o2 did not fix the problem or they could be responsible for helping you stalk this poor girl!
Come on, Lego! Everyone knows that hobbits don't wear shoes! This is common knowledge. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
Hey Amtrak. Your job is stay on the tracks. If you leave the trail, we all die. I'd like to talk to your social media manager at their earliest convenience. Thank you.
It looks like tweeting went a long way. Lesson learned. If they don't hear you knocking and screaming and kicking, just send a tweet. And if you don't have your phone, I don't know what to tell you.
I'd like to think that the dog was responsible for this. They were sick of looking like any other dog and wanted a makeover. Let them express themselves. Tesco had nothing to do with it.
Oh slam! Royal Mail just threw a whole lot of shade your way. Hey, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Mail from momma is just as sweet, if not sweeter.
Usually having to ask someone for toilet paper when you are sitting on the john is embarrassing. This guy has no shame at all. He let the whole internet know that he needed to wipe and fast.
Duck sauce just sent a message. They want to make sure we know that duck sauce is not made of duck. Thank you for the clarification.
He then hit up Bed Bath & Beyond for new dishes. I think this guy needs to move on. Hey Single Dad, she didn't deserve you anyway.
She was looking forward to eating that candy bar all day! You can't do anything for her? Have you no heart? You are mean, Cadbury. Mean mean mean!
What are you? Daniel's mother? Ok mom, we get the point. When you are getting schooled by the London Overground, you know it's time to reevaluate your life.