Genius Phones Police Because He's `Too High' Found in Pile of Doritos and Cookies

It was a real state of emergency in Austintown, Ohio when a man phoned police to tell them he was "too high". Police arrived at this treasure of the community's home to find him in true peril, surrounded by Doritos, Goldfish Crackers and Chips Ahoy cookies.

This hero, who was so high he "couldn't feel his hands," has charges pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.

No word on how this will effect Frito-Lay's stock value.

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