Marriage isn't easy. It's hard work. But as much of a challenge as it is, it's possible to conquer it. These husbands have figured out to make marriage work. Maybe they haven't been able to figure out how to make marriage work for their wives, too. But it certainly works for them!
Aww! It's so sweet when your husband helps you with the laundry by writing a personal message on the laundry basket! Now if he could only help with the actual laundry...
You get UTIs from having a lot of sex. So really, having to buy this for your wife isn't a mark of shame. It's a badge of honor. It means you got it on a ton. You should be given a high five and not a weird look.
Fellas, take a note from this guy! You gotta know what you've got, and don't be afraid to tweet about it! Because when your wife is way hotter, you have to show her you really love her so that you can keep her.
Your wedding photos are a huge deal. You're going to look at them forever and remember the happiest day of your life. So why wouldn't you Photoshop them to make it look like you're walking away from an explosion? You want to remember yourself as a badass, don't you?
When your fiancee sends you a photo of the church you guys are going to get married in, but you're also hungry. When you can't wait to spend the rest of your life with someone, but mostly you're hungry. When you're in love and-- who are we kidding. You're starving.
Meeting your spouse on Ancestry.com isn't the worst thing in the world. At least you can check to see if you're related to the point where it's weird and incestuous or if you're so distantly related that you're in the safe zone. Actually, on a second thought, even if you're a tenth cousin forty times removed, it's still weird.
This is exactly why they have the shirts. Husbands will run off any chance they get and get lost. You need to have the shirts anytime you go shopping. Honestly, don't even think of leaving home without them.
Talk about starting your marriage on the right foot! It's either comforting to know that your husband has a sense of humor or alarming that he's already trying to communicate secret messages. If he's in any trouble, he knows to send the secret signal by tapping his ear.
You turn your back on your husband for one second and this happens. There's a lesson here that we can all learn. And that's never, ever think you can take your eyes off your husband, even for a moment.
When you marry a Southerner, you pretty much have to expect that he's going to start a Civil Cola War in the house. Purchasing anything but a Coke product is an act of Northern Aggression. Don't even think about calling it "pop!"
"Our inner selves are 13-year-old girls listening to hot gossip at a slumber party. It feels good to finally be given the freedom to let it out. This is who we really are, world, and we're not afraid to show it!"