So that's how playpens are supposed to work! They're supposed to keep Dads in check not kids! Yikes! We've been using them wrong this entire time.
When you're passionate about something, you have to fight tirelessly for it. You march in the streets. You don't rest. You need your voice heard.
You can't be mad when your roommates prank is also a funny joke. Until you wonder where you're going to sleep that night. Then you can be very mad.
Are there still heroes in this world? Yes, yes there are. We salut you and your good work, Sir!
"Alright, we'll let you go with a warning this time. As long as you share one of those delicious looking cookies with us. No, it's not a bribe!"
What? Some of us have tired feet but can't afford to get a proper foot massage! No judgements! Actually, just kidding. We have a lot of judgements.
Sure, your mom looks out for you your entire life. But your mom doesn't always have your best interest at heart. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you get a cool/ironic photo in your yearbook.
Honestly, this might not be as dumb as it looks. You can take that sign to literally any game, and it's still good. Do you know how much money you save on cardboard and markers???
When grandma poses, she poses for keeps. What if there were actual attackers in those bushes? Nobody in that photo would be prepared... except grandma.
"You were supposed to be seedless, but you came with seeds. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. I'm hard on you because I love."
There are "sweet nothings." And then there are "sweet you're nothings." We're not sure which is more romantic.
"Those bastards can't tell me it's illegal to feed the squirrels. I'll show them! I'll show them all! Muh ah ha ha ha ha!"
This unsuspecting mother of three has a secret double like. She seems innocent, but you do not want to run into her in a back alley. She will mess you up!
"Yeah, this is my girlfriend! She's totally real. You just can't meet her right now because she's in Canada."
When you reach a certain age you DGAF anymore. You do you! We're all for it!