The friend who took this picture should be embarrassed. What kind of “good” friend takes pictures of her friend being sick instead of helping hold her hair back? We’ve all had our heads in the toilet before, but no need to try to shame her.
Girls, you’re in a dressing room. In reality, that means you’re inviting a guy to go shopping with you. I’m pretty sure most guys rather get bamboo shoots shoved up their finger nails than go shopping with two teenage girls.
I’ve been the picture on the left around 2 a.m. on Saturday nights. There should be an app on my phone that blocks me from texting my exes. Cause, then I hate myself in the morning after opening my phone.
This is almost as bad as this epic social media fail. Come on, bros. You have to understand how suggestive that looks. This looks like a selfie taken after the money-shot on something I’d find in my favorite PornHub category.
Oh, come on. Nobody wants to know about your relationship drama all over social media. Whenever anybody airs their dirty laundry online, it’s just so awkward. There’s some dignity in suffering in silence.
Oh, yuck. Someone needs to say something to that guy. That’s why you don’t just pick up a shirt from the floor. I’m in math class trying to learn, not look at your dried up potential offspring on your arm.
Oh, teenagers are the worst. Why do they feel the need to try to make themselves seem so much more grown up than they are? Hold on to your innocence! Girl, no one wants to think about you and your prepubescent boyfriend going at it.
If you’re going to commit a crime, it’s probably not a good idea to record it and put it on social media so that it can then be used as evidence against you. This should go down in the dumb criminal hall of fame. Also, taking someone’s tips (especially at a fast food restaurant) is pretty low... What, there was probably like $20 in there?