For a 2012 Interview magazine photo shoot, Brad Pitt wore dreadlocks. You know, like a "Rastaman." Let's put aside the fact that this is a hideously offensive piece of cultural appropriation. Let's put aside the fact that Pitt was a 48-year-old grown-ass man at the time. Even with those facts aside, he still just looks like an idiot.
Like a lot of actors, one of the first things Tom Cruise did when he made a little money was get his teeth fixed. But that was before he made The Outsiders. You can see his jacked-up original choppers in that flick.
Russian President and vile piece of s**t Vladimir Putin so badly doesn't want you to see this picture of him as a "gay clown" that it's illegal in Russia to share it. But we're not in Russia, so please look at this picture of Putin (and Dmitry Medvedev) as a "gay clown." Because he really, really doesn't want you to.
Is Jon Hamm the most handsome man in the world? Yes. Has he always been handsome? Definitely. Would he rather you not see his stupid '90s hair from when he appeared on a stupid '90s dating show? Almost certainly.
Shortly after he was elected POTUS, Donald Trump held a meeting with media executives so he could whine and cry about them treating him unfairly. One of his chief complaints is that the media runs so many unflattering photos of him and his double chin. Here's one of the photos Donald Trump doesn't want you to see.
There's a reason celebrities don't like taking pictures with rando crandoes on the street. It's because they have an image to maintain, and it's an image of glamour. It's not an image of looking like a regular, everyday, ugly jerk like me and you.
Paul was always the cute Beatle, and he's had a lot of great looks over the years. But what was the deal with this god-awful mullet-and-mustache combo? And you thought "Wonderful Christmas Time" was the most ill-advised thing Sir Paul ever did.
Before Dwayne Johnson was "The Rock," he was "Rocky Maivia." Even for a wrestler, he looked like a dweeb. Publicly, he laughs about those days. But I bet privately he wishes he could just make all evidence of Rocky Maivia disappear.
Glenn Danzig is one of the coolest goth rockers of all time. For more than 35 years, his image has been about death, skulls, bats, Satan and all that cool stuff. It hasn't been about going to Rite Aid to buy kitty litter for his cute kitty.