We love guns here in America. Though they may not solve our problems, folks seem to enjoy them. Perhaps none more so than Dragon Man, the most armed man in America.
Dragon Man lives on Dragon Land, his 260 acre home. This is where he houses enough weapons to supply an entire army. He has around 3,000 working weapons, worth approximately eight million dollars. Care to take a tour of his compound?
This is a room full of machine guns. Dragon Man says he has almost 200 in his name. Even scarier, they all work.
This is where the Dragon Man sleeps. While it makes some folks uneasy, he says it makes him feel safe. To each their own, I suppose.
If you were intimidated before, we're just getting started. Dragon Man has all sorts of other weapons. Here he is casually showing off his freaking grenades.
You want samurai swords? He's got samurai swords. Sure, it's like bringing a knife to a gun fight, but it does make for a cool display.
Dragon Man also has an extensive collection of military vehicles. Of course, they're all equipped with weaponry as well. What's the point of travelling if you can't obliterate anything in your path?
By now, you may be wondering how he got the name "Dragon Man." This is why. It's his custom dragon bike. If he wanted he could easily become the most terrifying vigilante hero of all time.
By the way, his dragon bike is also a weapon. As you can see, it spouts flames. The Punisher has nothing on this guy.
Wait. Is... is that a tank? That has to be a prop, right? There's no way this guy owns a tank... does he?
Actually, he owns multiple tanks. And like most everything he owns, they work. Don't worry: he doesn't fire them off.
Mostly because there isn't a good place to do so. But if he wanted to, he could. He loves showing off his giant ammunition.
When you think of stockpiling weapons, you generally think of a literal pile. But Dragon Man is meticulously organized. There's a very good reason for that.
What's the point of having such an extensive collection if you can't show it off? Dragon Man has created his very own military museum. And guess what? It's open to the public.
There are all sorts of neat guns out there. Dragon Man appears to have them all. If you're in Colorado Springs, stop by and say hi. But be very, very polite when you do. He is the last person on Earth you want to upset.