FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THOSE THINGS DO NOT BELONG IN THE SAME PHOTO … Oh, wait. Phew. Umm .. cute baby feet, I guess? Well, it wasn’t as bad as I initially thought, but this family shouldn’t include this photo in their Christmas calendar.
Some people get such awful stage fright that they pee their pants when speaking to an audience. Well, this isn’t what happened here. Those are just the reflections of the chairs in the transparent podium.
I read somewhere that baboons can grow 20X their size if you refuse to give them snacks. The people at the safari were experimenting with the same chemicals the Hulk was on. Unfortunately, this was the result.
This is a giant human Q-tip, right? It could also be the guy that Bleeker from Sesame Street was modeled after. Honestly, where are these guys ears? I hope this is just a weird angle and not the result of some horrible accident.
That poor man looks like he’s suffering from elephantiasis…and he’s really happy about it. But, I think that’s someone’s knee behind his seat. I can’t help it that this scene from South Park comes to mind.
You know, I was going to say, a girl like that doesn’t just casually end up with a guy like that. Then I saw her from the side, and it all made sense. From the side, she kind of looks like Dana Strum from the band Slaughter.
UFOs are real man. I was walking through some snowy woods and I looked up and it shown its beam down on me. It was five years ago when I was working at the carwash. Oh wait, it could have just been a dirty Honda Civic. I was going through some things at the time...don’t judge.
This kid looks like somebody’s poor grandpa that was dragged to the beach. “Roger, I don’t like being out in the sun. Bring me back to the chair, or so help me God, I will drown myself right here right now.”
This kid got the worse end of this trade with the local witch doctor. He let the witch doctor practice his head shrinking skills in exchange for some voodoo penis enlargement. Unfortunately, no one really cares to see it.