I don't have a degree in marketing. But it just seems to me what your product is shouldn't be the sixth thing you read on it. Unless this is a meta way of getting cursing kids to clean their own mouths out, this is a big fail.
Maybe this is a commentary on humans' reliance on others. We are a tribal species, but we must learn to fend for ourselves as well. Either that, or the IT guy at this company is tired of customers' BS.
I think whoever designed this doesn't fully grasp how bridges work. This would be just as effective as if they put the thing in the pool. Maybe this is the first instance where a troll built the bridge instead of lived under it.
You know my least favorite part of golf? How easy it is to find this tiny orb after whacking it dozens of yards away. I need more of a challenge, and preferably in a way that reminds me of what I wear while murdering deer.
This guy's face isn't shown, likely because it's full of cuts and bruises. Who thought this was in any way okay? We shouldn't look like confused animals using the stairs for the first time whenever we want to go to the bedroom.