The yellow bra, the picture of the unborn fetus and the shirtless dude all make this photo the perfect trifecta of cringe. I sincerely hope that was just drawn on her belly and not a tattoo. I give this cringeworthy photo an A for AWKWARD.
Look, I love cheese. Everyone loves cheese. But this is overdoing it, don't you think? And if you are going to wear a cheese dress, go with something more classic. A gouda, manchego or maybe even a muenster. But AMERICAN? Shameful!
I'm sure that the people who made Cards Against Humanity never thought that 1) the game would get so popular that Lance Armstrong would play it, 2) Lance Armstrong would pull the "Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle" card, and 3) Lance armstrong would tweet about pulling the "Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle" card.
Can someone tell these folks that this is not what a threesome is? Can someone also tell them that this is not how you play the game, "Chicken Fight"? Cool, thanks so much. I'm going to go claw my eyes out now.
This poor girl will always be haunted by her last name. During roll call... "Finger, Megan. Finger Megan anyone?" You can't live your life with the email address "fingerme." Time for a name change. Megan Arm? Megan Hand? Megan Head? Nah, stay away from Megan Head if you can help it.
We are underage and we are going clubbing! Pop the apple cider, let's snort some Pixie Sticks and bring on the Mountain Dew! Mom and Dad are picking us up at 8pm so let's get this party started already.
When you turned 10, it was huge because you were finally two digits. Then you turned 13 and everything changed. But not really. I mean you got some more pimples and hair in random places and your voice started cracking in front of cute girls, but nothing really changed for the better.