Remember the weird mutant in Total Recall? The one with another dude in his stomache? Well, apparently when he was younger he was really into beige.
What's more terrifying than an angry horse?
Another angry horse inside it. Waiting to reach out and eat your soul.
After the success of Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber decided he could start skipping "Leg Day."
If you think that is terrifying, just wait until it turns around. Then you'll be faced with... KONG BUTT.
Horrible, colorful Kong Butt.
I've heard of hungry eyes, but this is ridiculous!
HAHAHAHAHA, I'll be here all week! Try the veal and tip your waitresses.
I know what you are wondering: WHERE DOES THE POOP COME OUT? I'm wondering it too.
I guess some things man just isn't supposed to know.
Oh helllloooo! I am the Demon Lady! I enjoy brisk cups of water, looking at flowers, and CHANGING HEADS WITH MY WEAK VICTIMS.
Oh Haaaaaay! I'm Demon Daughter, the daughter of Demon Lady! I enjoy shopping, hanging out with my sorority sisters, (DGs for LIFE!) and also FLOATING DOWN HALLWAYS TO COME EAT YOUR CHILDREN.
Most bartenders don't like to wear high heels while slinging drinks. Buy Lyle isn't most bartenders.
He's Legs-For-Days Lyle.
Garfanbuckle the Goblin wanted to feel what it was like to be human. So he left the Goblin Kingdom, picked up some clothes at Oshkosh, and headed to the nearest park to find a family...
Janet should feel lucky. All in all, the gypsy curse that shrunk her hands hasn't affected her life too much.
But she can never understand why her daughter is scared to play Patty Cake with her.
If the Titanic had one of these trucks, it would have been fine.
But then, we would have never gotten the timeless tale of Jack and Rose.
Neeeaaaar. Faaaaar. Whereeeeeever you are...
I know, I know! Dog's shouldn't be allowed to fish!
But how do you say no to a luxurious head of hair like Rex's?
Samantha doesn't mind that Jeff has no neck and very tiny arms. Or that he reads over her shoulder.
His magenta T-shirts, though, have to go.
Stretch Armstrong's courting techniques need to be brushed up for the 21st Century.