Don't worry. It's honestly not that bad. Onomatopoeia is really just a "buzz" word.
This joke is so smart it would make Albert Einstein proud. And laugh hysterically. And definitely not have to resort to Google to figure it out, like I did.
Some jokes are brilliant. Some are crass, low brow and disgusting. But only a select few can be both at the same time.
Yes... but did you get it? I'm proud to say I did. Though I'm not proud of how long it took me to do so.
This guy's joke is the genuine article. Actually, to be accurate, it's the definite article. The feminine one, to be even more precise.
Wait, "us" is singular? That negates everything I learned in calculus. You know, how "you" plus "me" equals "us"? I'm not smart enough to deserve to laugh, I guess.
Rocky Two Fingers was the worst of the series. Personally, my favorite was Rocky One Finger In Front Of Two Fingers. The Russia vs. USA vibe gets me every time.
Ironically, a dog would help them out with most of these conditions. They can offer support to almost anyone. And that doesn't just include humans.
"I'm leaving you, Mark. I swore to love you in sickness and in health. I never said anything about loving you when calculators were needed."
Hmm... this joke seems to be incomplete. Sorry about that. I'll see if I can find the second half of it and get back to you when I do.
Okay, I'm more confused than ever now. Turns out there are ten types of people. Here are two, and we had the other one from before. So that leaves seven, one of which must be the missing one from earlier. Who knew comedy was so much work?
It feels fantastic to show off your verbose knowledge of synonyms. But there's a time and a place. Right now, the only word you should be concerned with shouting out is the safe word.
Okay, technically this is correct. It may have even been his original name. But they likely changed it when they found kids having a hard time chanting it during the intro song.
This makes so much sense. For the longest time, I thought when my girlfriend texted this to me she was upset. Turns out, she just wanted a banana.
We all know how smart he is. But he's funny, too? Sigh, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is such a hunk.