As soon as Halloween is over, people go into a holiday frenzy. The Christmas music plays everywhere you go, the holiday sales and of course the Christmas decorations. People can't even wait until Thanksgiving is over before they start to go wild!! And people love to go above and beyond when it comes to Christmas decorations. But some decorations are better than others.
Like these lawn ornaments. Does anyone want to tell whoever set these up what it actually looks like? What is it supposed to be anyway? All I see is a...well...you know...and I know I am not the only one! Here are some more Christmas decorations that will make you LOL.
Speaking of things that are phallic, are those trees or are they..... never mind. Oh, I see what happened here! They just accidentally put them upside down! Wow, look what one little mistake can do to these innocent holiday decorations. These went from cute to downright dirty.
It looks like these decorations had a little too much to drink last night. I knew that Santa liked to party! I guess while we sleep at night, these characters go wild! I think we should give them some hair of the dog and see if they can recover.
I don't mean to yuck anyone's yum but putting baby Jesus into a Miller Lite box was not the best choice. Even a simple cardboard box would have been a better choice. This is pretty much as sacrilegious as it gets.
No offense to the artist of this piece, but this is a sorry excuse for a snow man. It looks more like a snow bird that is malnourished and has lost most of its feathers. This is just sad. Really, really sad.
The holidays are meant to be spent in sweatpants. It's a time to be lazy and cuddle up with a warm cup of cocoa or a hot toddy. Who has time for holiday decorations? Not the house on the right. They are too busy drinking egg nog and living their lives.
These people thought that they could just skip out on buying a tree and make their own!?!?!? This is blasphemy!! You guys, this tree is not going to fly! This is the saddest, laziest fake Christmas tree I have ever seen in my entire life! Try harder. Do better.
You know how when you are dating someone, you like to pretend that they don't poop? Well, the same goes for Santa. We don't ever want to know any details on Santa's bathroom behavior. We just don't need to know!