Michelle Ranken

Michelle Ranken is a Seattle-based writer who has written for various Seattle publications. Originally she wanted to be a lawyer but realized that would have been a horrible decision so she became a starving artist instead. She's also weirdly obsessed with German Shepherds.

Posts by Michelle Ranken
Clueless People Who Messed Up In Epic Proportions

They might’ve messed up big time, but at least we get to laugh at them.

Hilarious Reasons It's OK For You Not To Want A Kid

Read this if you’re unsure about having kids!

This Is What The Cast Of 'Mean Girls' Is Up To Now

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

Facts About Your Body That'll Make You Realize You Know Nothing

Did you know that your brain can’t feel pain?

People Share Their 'Real Life,' Creepy AF Ghost Stories

You don’t need to sleep tonight, right?

15 Facts About 'The Blair Witch Project' That You Won't Believe Are True

Behind the scenes of the original found-footage film.

Annoying Things About Periods That Are Way Too True

Bleeding every month is the worst. Period.

If You Get Goosebumps When You Listen To Music, You May Have A Special Brain

There’s an explanation for those chills you get, as it turns out.

15 Ways Kids Have Changed From The 1990s Until Today

Damn kids, get off my lawn!

15 Hilarious Posts About Your Ex That Are A Little Too Real

You’re lying if you say you’ve never felt any of these things.

15 Of The Most Satisfying Feelings In The World

Some of these things are gross, but we know you’ve done them.

15 Industries Being Destroyed By ‘Psychologically Scarred’ Millennials

Is there anything they haven’t ruined?

13 Hidden Details You Probably Never Noticed In Harry Potter

Some of these will definitely blow your mind.

This Tattoo Parlor Wants To Use A Bubblegum Machine To Give You A Random Tattoo

For those feeling extra spontaneous!

This Guy Dropped The Mic On A Stranger In A Twitter Thread About How Clothing Is Sexist

Watch this dudebro get schooled.