Michelle Ranken

Michelle Ranken is a Seattle-based writer who has written for various Seattle publications. Originally she wanted to be a lawyer but realized that would have been a horrible decision so she became a starving artist instead. She's also weirdly obsessed with German Shepherds.

Posts by Michelle Ranken
15 Totally Useless Facts You Never Knew You Needed

In case you’ve ever wanted to know how many grooves are on a quarter’s edge!

15 Annoying Roommates That Everyone Has Had

We've all had 'em.

15 Things All Restaurant Workers Know To Be True

They deal with a whole bunch of BS.

15 Pictures That Belong In The Photoshop Battle Hall Of Fame

These photos constitute a whole new art form.

15 Convincing Celebrity Conspiracies That Make A Little Too Much Sense

“I am Lorde, ya ya ya.”

15 Facts You Were Taught In School That Are Total Bulls**t

We were all fed lies!

The Museum Of Failure Will Boost Your Ego By Putting Past Fails Into Perspective

This museum is guaranteed to make you feel a bit better about your own life.

Bridesmaids Dresses That Will Make You Say 'I Don't'

Seriously, what were they thinking?

14 Struggles Everyone Has In Their Twenties

When everyone's getting married and having kids and you're just like...

14 Things That Will Make You Feel Old AF

It seems like the ‘90s were just yesterday...

13 Things People Who Look Really Young Know All Too Well

Having a permanent baby face can be really annoying sometimes.

14 Things Tattooed People Are Sick Of Hearing

The've heard it all before.

13 People Who Should've Come Up With A Simpler Lie

You’ve gotta give these people some credit for their dedication!

13 Animals Realizing Things For The First Time

Your pets have a lot more internal dialogue than you may realize.

13 Hilarious Pictures You'll Want To Show Your Friends

Don’t pretend like you’re too cool to laugh at these photos.