Joseph Porter
Staff Writer

Joseph Porter is a writer originally hailing from the mean streets of Cheboygan, MI. He has written for the Upright Citizens Brigade, iO West, The CBS Diversity Showcase, and a few other things he isn't proud of but he needed the money. Stop judging.

Posts by Joseph Porter
Photos of Steven Seagal Definitely Pooping His Pants

Did Steven Seagal just poop his pants? Yes. Yes, he did.

Pop Quiz: Which of These People Are in Weezer?

How well do you know Weezer? It's time to find out.

These Kittens Are Muslim. Do You Still Want to Kick Them Out?

These adorably precious cats happen to practice Islam. Does that complicate your xenophobic beliefs?

The Most Terrifying Pictures of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson

Attempting to sell their brother was only the beginning for these two cretins.

Coolest Vaping Pics Ever 

Get ready for some serious ohm!

It's Time to Play 'Adopt, Cuddle, Kill' With These Adorable Puppies!

It's 'Murder, Marry, Screw', but with cute puppies!