Joey Clift
Staff Writer

Joey Clift is a writer and performer living in North Hollywood. He has written for many different places and things including Cartoon Network, Cracked.com, TruTV and The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre. He was also one of the writers of the Kanye West parody album Kreezus. He thinks his vocal impersonation of Popcaan on that album was pretty okay.

Posts by Joey Clift
These Hilarious Notes From Parents Will Make You Laugh

Notes from parents to their kids that are downright hilarious.

The Internet Had A Field Day Photoshopping This Pic Of Harry Potter

An early photo of Danielle Radcliffe on a broom is a new meme for demented Photoshoppers.

Editorial: Did Ted Cruz Just Climb Out of Anyone Else's TV?

If this just happened to you, please comment so I can know if I should be freaking out, or if it's like "whatever".

Wow! These Kids Learned to Read by Reading to This Tire Fire

"Kids need to learn how to read, and someone's got to read to our city's giant tire fire, so we put two and two together."

Garbor, The Long Island Garbage Monster Projected to Win GOP Nomination

Would you vote for a Long Island Garbage Monster over the other GOP candidates?

'Star Wars' Stormtroopers on Vacation

Even Stormtroopers have got to chill sometimes.

Whoa! Undiscovered Banksy Artwork!

Is this even art?

Netflix Tricks You Aren't Using but Should Be, John

What's your favorite thing to watch on Netflix, John?

These Punches to the Face Had to Hurt

How many times have you been punched in the face?

What? Somebody Parodied All of These Classic 'Weird Al' Songs!

Why would Coolio write a parody of "Amish Paradise"?

Is Patrick Stewart Losing His Hair?

Are you ready for a bald Jean-Luc Picard?

14 Foods You Should Learn To Eat In Your Twenties

If you don't know how to eat these foods, you're missing out!

Can You Guess Which Of These Tarantulas is Macklemore?

It's easier than you think.

Oh My God! This Egg Breaks When You Drop It!

Wow!

Someone Removed All The Scenes From "Inside Out"

Still as good as the original?