Frank Japes
Contributing Writer

Frank Japes is a white/male/guy currently dying in Los Angeles. His hope is to fix the world’s vision by the year 2020.

Posts by Frank Japes
Judging Skull Clip Art Images

What's your favorite clip art skull?

The 11 Least Anticipated Sequels

What do you think is the worst sequel?

National Tragedies Not Acknowledged in the "Friends" Universe

Friends don't let Friends hurt.

Stars Who Started Out As Babies

We're pretty sure Tom Cruise was a hot baby.

7 Reviews of Movies I Haven't Seen

What are some movies that you haven't seen?

Possible Reincarnations

Now that you mention it, Thomas Edison probably did become Ashton Kutcher.

Cartoon Characters Ranked by Depression

Color me sad.

10 Things Your Waiter Doesn't Have The Balls To Say

#7 is particularly rude.

Art Pieces for Sarcastic People

Like the Mona Lisa, but funnier.

10 Crazy Game Show Prizes

They gave "Price Is Right" winners WHAT?

Best Picture Winners You Wish Samuel L. Jackson Was In

What movie do you wish Samuel L. Jackson was in?

Pokemon Card Values Then And Now

Did you own any of these?

Healthy Food That Can Actually Kill You

Trust no one. Eat nothing.

80s Fashion That Will Never Come Back In Style

What a stupid decade.

Crowd Stopping Sarcastic Street Signs

It's a sign! Literally.