Alex Firer
Contributing Writer

Alex Firer has written for The Onion News Network, The Devastator and now this. Now he has written this.

Posts by Alex Firer
10 Quotes From 'To Kill a Mockingbird' That Perfectly Predicted Modern Politics

What's your favorite "To Kill a Mockingbird" quote?

Imagine a Listicle

Imagine an order to the universe. Simply imagine it.

The Pixar Nasonex Bee Movie: Our Favorite Scenes

John Lassetter and company really outdid themselves with the Nasonex Bee.

Mmm! I Can't Wait To Eat This Big Plate of Cookies!

Oh, seven cookies. Well, I guess I'll have just one...

10 Comedies You've Got to See Before You Die!

Please see these before the icy grip of death takes you away!

7 Historical Schlubs Just Waiting to Be Played By Paul Giammati

Paul Giammati has so many more influential schmendricks to portray!

7 Books You've Got to Read Before You Turn 30!

Don't turn 30 before reading these coming-of-age classics, all right?

6 Marvel Movies We Can't Wait For!

We really can't wait for #3!

Top 11 Seven Dwarves

#8 will surprise you!

11 Things We've Learned From Donald Trump's New Book

Did you know he was named Baby Dump Jr and wrote six Goosebumps books!? Whoa!

7 Video Game Tips The Developers Do NOT Want You To Know About!

Whoa! Check out the seven video game tips I found! The developers don't want you to know about them but I am very sneaky!

7 Superman Powers You Didn't Know About!

Did you know Superman can use electric powers and keep his credit rating afloat!? Wow!