Alex Firer has written for The Onion News Network, The Devastator and now this. Now he has written this.
What's your favorite "To Kill a Mockingbird" quote?
Imagine an order to the universe. Simply imagine it.
John Lassetter and company really outdid themselves with the Nasonex Bee.
Oh, seven cookies. Well, I guess I'll have just one...
Please see these before the icy grip of death takes you away!
Paul Giammati has so many more influential schmendricks to portray!
Don't turn 30 before reading these coming-of-age classics, all right?
We really can't wait for #3!
#8 will surprise you!
Did you know he was named Baby Dump Jr and wrote six Goosebumps books!? Whoa!
Whoa! Check out the seven video game tips I found! The developers don't want you to know about them but I am very sneaky!
Did you know Superman can use electric powers and keep his credit rating afloat!? Wow!