Here are some pictures of animals frozen in ice. But don't feel bad for them! Every last of of them was a horrible being!
This elk was on his way to murder a family of hibernating bears, when he froze. He got what he deserved.
You may feel sad for this frozen frog, but you shouldn't. If Father Winter hadn't gotten to him, the Russian Mafia certainly would have. He was involved is some VERY shady stuff.
Fun fact*: Freezing fish is God's way of punishing them for cheating on their taxes!
[*Not remotely a fact.]
This fox may look cuddly, but he was actually a terrorist. Now, he'll never hurt another soul.
White Elk are more susceptible to the harsher elements. They are also more susceptible to murderous rages.
These fish were planning on devouring this adorable dog. Thank god winter stepped in and saved him.
This fox was cheating on his wife. Dirtbag.
I want to feel bad for this dog. But I just can't feel bad for any being that would talk that way about Mother Teresa.
These goldfish may look harmless, but they were actually drug smugglers working for the cartels. In each of those frozen bellies is a kilo of cocaine.
This moose's name was Daryl. He was a well known cannibal who unleashed a reign of terror on Northern Alberta.
Now, the nightmare is over.
This deer was a hitchhiking serial killer named "Maddox." In the end, Mother Nature did what local police enforcement, the FBI, and Interpol could not.
This otter loved to hold the paws of other otters as it slept. The only problem was that the paws of the other otters were no longer attached. This sociopath had gnawed them off.
THAT IS FOR STEVE IRWIN!