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Do you remember the '90s? I know I do. If I recall correctly, it was a time of awkward hormonal changes where Pauline Thomason would ignore you like you didn't exist, even though fate had decided that you two would have four out of six classes together.
That could just be my experience with the decade, however.
Anyway, if you want to take a cruise down memory lane, I've compiled a funny look back at the decade, because I'm great.
On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
This is a serious crisis! Especially when you consider that it's the album with the "every morning there's a halo on the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed" song! I need that song, now! Get it together, Napster!
Never Been Kissed
I was never Josie Grossie. Four years ago I looked great in my Z. Cavaricci T-shirt! The pastel colors, the fun cursive, I was fly as hell.
Also, yes, I realize that I was wearing Z Cavaricci in 2013. Classic design ALWAYS looks good.
HEY AOL ONLINE, guess what? Remember Joseph Porter, Popeth Jorter, Moleth Hoarder, and Buttfarts McGraw? They were ALL ME! I fooled you! I fooled you hard!
"Dammit (Growing Up)" was one of the first songs I ever performed in front of anyone. I poured my heart into that performance. BUT YOU WERE TOO BUSY TALKING TO DEAN BAWLOWKSI TO EVEN NOTICE, PAULINE!
Fun fact: I hate new people. But I love wine. So I'm not THAT miserable when I go out. Thank you, wine, for making mostly any social situation that much better.