As long as they go at each other instead of you. I don't know if my self-esteem can handle another go at the champ. It wasn't as bad as being roasted by the whole internet, but still an experience I'd like to forget.
Just when you thought the debate was over. This fella added a whole new dimension to the topic. Perhaps these foods are fated to long for each other but cause drama, like a Romeo and Juliet of party food.
The fact they have such a good sense of humor is proof enough these two are meant to be. If you need more, how about the fact they are next to each other alphabetically? Convenience and cuteness is the ultimate romantic pairing.
When someone says Beyoncé is classic, they don't just mean she'll be remembered long in the future. They mean she's so inspirational she inspired those that came before her. Though, time travelling is only like her 3rd most impressive skill.
Sometimes, it's really cold outside, and getting out of your car to get gas seems like the worst idea in the world. So you get inventive, and you do something like this. We wish you all the best of cars that allow you to do this.
When you're really lazy, you find a way to get through in life. And you might actually be a genius, if you're lazy enough. Who wants to get up off the couch when you can do this? Nobody does, that's who.
What's funny is he's actually on the phone with his mother-in-law. Just kidding, it's the IRS. Just kidding, he's on hold with the DMV. Actually, phone calls are the worst and that's why they invented texting even though it's destroying social skills.
We truly hope that this employee got an excellent tip, because this actually sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. "Hungover," sure. That's a good excuse for an axe murderer to lure you into their room and murder you.
When it's your birthday, it's the thought that counts. A thoughtful text is nice. A birthday cake is nicer. This is the combination of a thoughtful text and a birthday cake. It's somewhere right in-between the two levels of caring.
The guy who used to work here was fired because he kept telling people to "Just Google it." Really, that's all you need. If you want to know the top ten coolest places to go wherever you all, all you gotta do is type that into Google.