If you find the toilet paper roll installed like this then you have to say goodbye. Only a monster would put their roll on like this. I just don't think the two of you have enough in common to keep it going.
And if you find the roll like this, this is a very bad sign. If they are too lazy to put the roll onto the holder, there is a much bigger problem at hand. If they are lazy about this, chances are they will be lazy about life and you deserve better.
If they break your toilet seat, you've got a problem. First of all, how did they put so much pressure on the seat that they were able to crack it? And if they replace it with a black toilet seat cover on a white toilet, report them to the police because only a psycho would do that. I speak from experience.
8. If They Put The Milk Back In The Fridge Like This
If they steal the covers from you while you sleep then obviously they don't care about you. They are selfish and mean and they want you to suffer. Find someone who wants the best night's sleep for you...
Like I said before, if they can't trust, you should be suspicious. Usually a jealous partner is jealous because they are being shady behind your back. You better watch out or you are going to get hurt and/or an STD.
14. If This Is Their Idea Of Chicken Soup When You’re Sick
You tell them that you're sick and they promise to buy you some medicine and make you chicken soup. What an awesome gesture, right? Not really, because this is what they served you. This chicken soup is about to make you sicker than you already are.
If homeboy can't hold his liquor and gets sloppy every time you are out on a date, that's lame. Not only that, but it's going to get real old, real fast. Find someone who knows how to have a beer or two and won't wind up doing keg stands every time you hang.
It's going to be pretty tough wanting keep the sex drive alive when you keep seeing them chew with their mouth open. Who wants to sleep with someone after seeing their chewed-up broccoli every single day? Some things should remain unseen.