He's always over...because he wants to eat your food. He doesn't mind going to the mall with you...because he wants you to buy him clothes. He spends a lot of time with you... because he needs you to cook his meals. He doesn't need a girlfriend. He needs a mom.
If you think he'll grow out of going to keggers and acting like a massive douche, think again. Men in their 20s who act like that are called college students. Men in their 30s who act like that are called stock traders.
If he acts completely heartless, there's probably a good reason for that. He physically has no heart. If you looked inside his chest, there would just be an empty hole. He probably would care about your feelings if he ever understood what that concept was.
He could fill a library with all of his excuses. His phone died. He got busy with work. He fell into a well and was stuck in there for a week without cell phone reception. He time traveled back to 1776 before electricity was invented.
10. The Boy Who Posts Long Quotes On His Thirst Traps
You'll go out with him once, then never, ever hear from him again, until you post about winning a million dollars in the lottery. Sorry! Can't hear you over the sound of champagne glasses clinking on my yacht!
You broke up years ago. But the minute a photo of you living your best life goes up on Facebook, you can expect a text from him wondering if y'all made a mistake. Nope! He should be able to see that you're happy on your own. After all, he liked the photo of it!
It's almost physics. When you want him, he's nowhere to be found. But the second you stop caring he's all over you like white on rice. Why can't you have someone who loves you when you love him? Why is it never that easy?
20. The Boy Who Cares More About His Looks Than You Do
He comes on strong. You've never been so loved in your life. You even think he might be the one. Until all of a sudden he drops off the face of the earth. WTF? Doesn't he know that that's the kind of stuff found in Jane Austen novels?